Dear Darla,

I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're scum beneath my toes.

Love,
Alfalfa

On a serious note, my computer is fucked right up. Hopefully, I'll manage to figure out how to plug in one of those old school desktop keyboards into my baby by this weekend. Its gonna take me awhile to attach A to B so don't make fun. I hope you, yes you, don't miss me too much.

Until next week then,
Lillian "Water-Spiller Extraordinare" Parsons