"ad astra per alia porci"


Thursday, May 15, 2008

This one's for you, bro!

Dear Blood, Sweat and Tears,

My mind is better.
My determination is better.
My sight is better.
My better is better.

Boo ya.



In other news, I just remembered that I never wrote about those diamonds. Maybe they were a little too crazy.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A Case of the Tuesdays

Dear Little Men Who Say Great Things,

Upon reading an article about China, I wondered what else the man who said, "Let China sleep, for when she wakes she will shake the world." Turns out he said some pretty interesting things...

"Impossible n'est pas francais."

"An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep."

and finally...

"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."

Do ya know who it is???

Starts with an 'N' and ends with -apoleon Bonaparte. Not bad eh?

In other news, I'm no longer sure what I should do with my life (read: Tuesday nights) because my all-time favorite reality TV show, Bondi Rescue, just came to its end. It was a raw show documenting the men whose jobs are to constantly save people from the deadly but enthralling swirling waters of the South Pacific Ocean. HOT BODIES HOT BODIES HOT BODIES. I can only hope that I am around next year to be: a) watch the 2008/9 seasons, b) be rescued by said lifeguards or c) be married off to said lifeguards. Not picky...preferably the latter two would be the best though.


Also, I just vacuumed my room so I am now taking suggestions for future blog topics.