Cause errbody needs to smile on flyday...

To the weekend,

Bored and a little off my game whilst playing tetris last night I caught a wave on the surf that is the internet (yah, i went there) and found these effin hilarious photos. I was going to post more of Zac and I but decided that somethings should just remain private...heh heh heh. Okay, I think I officially just crossed the big creep/good fan line. Don't worry Z I'm gonna take a step back, but ONLY cause its the weekend and my parental units are coming to visit.


Haha this baby is fat!
FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY!








Haha this panda got stuck!
STUCK PANDA STUCK PANDA STUCK PANDA!














HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND BUTTMONKEYS!

Don't Believe Everything You Read!!!

To silly rumor starters,

Guys, I just wanted to clear things up before you read about these outrageous rumors somewhere else.

A few weeks ago me and my friend were vacationing in Hawaii and the paparazzi managed to get some shots of us. This picture somehow got leaked onto the internet and made it into Rolling Stone. So I just want to make one thing absolutely clear: Zac and I are JUST friends. Even though we're holding hands, frolicking on the beach, and totally just made out...its kinda what friends do these days. Its not like we went back to the hotel to do things that probably shouldn't be mentioned in public, in fact we just sat on our balcony and made friendship bracelets for each other. By friendship bracelets I mean he sang me a montage from Hairsrpay while I choreographed a synchronized swimming routine in the hot tub.

Laundry anyone? GET IT??! Cause he's got a washboard
stomach! boo ya.

Also, today I figured out how to background fill a table on MS word...WHAT DID YOU DO? HUH?

Over and oot.

the SKY is the limit

To the stars in my eyes,

Check it.

Too much cloud cover? Summer smog got you down? Google can help. What started as a side project has become something INSANELY AWESOME. The canadarm of Google Earth which is entitled "Sky" allows users to view the heavens above and around our lovely planet. Just like G-Earth which allows people to see globe from space, Sky lets our looking balls see the stars like we're looking up at the night sky. Cool, eh? Like me...I'm cool. Kablamo even.

Yeah, wanna know what else is cool? The World's First Morphable Bed.

Bowww-chicka-bowww-wooow!!

Peace.

Top Fives (bitch)

To the boring gnomes,

Animals:
1) Horses with swords on their heads
2) Sea horses with swords on their heads
3) Giraffes cause they have a sword as their neck
4) Dragons cause they can melt swords with their breath
5) Pigeons

Pet Peeves:
1) Running out of sliced turkey
2) Running out of peanut butter
3) Still having pimples even though I'm approaching 22
4) Having my mom call me and ask me about my sex life
5) Pigeons

Things I like to Collect:
1) Conch shells (a la Lord o Flies)
2) Pogs
3) Rainbows
4) Horses with swords on their heads
5) Pigeons

That's all I can think of write now....my brain is kinda on the DL these days, trying to keep all those life offers at bay...you know how it is.

In other news, Mumbai is trying to go rat-free. That's like trying to pluck Chewbacca hairless with a pair of broken tweezers.

(Here's a panda with its wee panda baby which looks more like
a morbidly obese hamster but whatever)