"ad astra per alia porci"


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Top Fives (bitch)

To the boring gnomes,

Animals:
1) Horses with swords on their heads
2) Sea horses with swords on their heads
3) Giraffes cause they have a sword as their neck
4) Dragons cause they can melt swords with their breath
5) Pigeons

Pet Peeves:
1) Running out of sliced turkey
2) Running out of peanut butter
3) Still having pimples even though I'm approaching 22
4) Having my mom call me and ask me about my sex life
5) Pigeons

Things I like to Collect:
1) Conch shells (a la Lord o Flies)
2) Pogs
3) Rainbows
4) Horses with swords on their heads
5) Pigeons

That's all I can think of write now....my brain is kinda on the DL these days, trying to keep all those life offers at bay...you know how it is.

In other news, Mumbai is trying to go rat-free. That's like trying to pluck Chewbacca hairless with a pair of broken tweezers.


(Here's a panda with its wee panda baby which looks more like
a morbidly obese hamster but whatever)

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