50 Cent (or "fiddy") has come out with these outrageous comments slamming the one and only Louis Vuitton Don claiming that despite the fact that Kanye is, "a great talent as a producer" he still doesn't really know who the Big K is. MTV.com reports that the bullet-ridden giant piece of muscle also pats himself on the back taking the credit for Kanyeezy's success saying, "I feel like Kanye West is successful because of me. After 50 Cent, fans were looking for something non-confrontational, and they went for the first thing that came along."
Clearly Fiddy has a point here. I mean after singing about birfdays, clubs and magic sticks (PENIS!). I think people were a little worn out of the entire "shoot-em up" mentality and opted for something a little softer....a little more like a lullaby....a little of KW. Umm....not to be like mean or anything but maybe Curtis (50's real name) should go play in traffic or something. Like who gets shot nine times?!?! Seriously?? LEARN YOUR F-IN LESSON BIRFDAY BOY!!
Furthermore, KW is selling the whole package here. He's got all the class, skill, and appeal of someone I would have sex with. Curtis...well Curtis on the other hand has about as much class as a legless donkey, as much skill as a snake with no tail (yeah...think about it), and as much appeal as a eunic with two giant hair warts in places of his/her eyeballs.
STICK THAT IN YOUR CRACK PIPE AND SMOKE IT!
Kanye is forever. (GET IT?!)
So now that I've finished feeling cool for the day I'm going to go and weep in my crying corner cause my tooth hurts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpwgYsYWwdc
Now that's some awesome shit. And it's Kanye related. (It's the brother from "Out Cold")
Ummmmmmmm yah, but he said that 2 years ago...
Currently he said he would stop making solo music if Kay to the A outsells him on september 11th. HOWEVER, it seems "AKA ferrari F-50" decided that that wasn't such a good idea, seeing as there's only so much more Patron he can buy, bugattis he can drive, Belvedere Vodka mixed with Go Bananas flavoured snapple he can drink without that solo career and there is only one harder better faster stronger coming out september 11...
your tooth hurts?
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