So after feasting on all things turkey I have reached my maximum level of satiety. I am now going to refrain from eating the murdered bird for quite some time....that and no more cranberry sauce pour moi. No more cranberry sauce and potatoes. No more potatoes and berry pie. No more berry pie and ice cream. No more ice cream and crack. Ha! Gotcha! Silly billy....I don't eat ice cream.
Today I woke up at the insanely early hour of 7am and it was still dark out! Then I heard the forecast on the radio and not surprisingly the weatherman called for rain rain rain. This gloomy outlook for the rest of the week prompted my brain to remember S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder). Hold on, I'm just going to slip on my glasses so that I feel more intelligent...okay now that I have my glasses on I can officially call myself a dignified doctor capable of dispensing advice on the aforementioned disorder. The cause: gloominess. The cure: a lamp.
There.
I win.
This could be you!
1 comment:
like i said before...you weird mood lamp makes you a freak. just move somewhere where it doesnt rain all the time and people are fun. that is my 2 cents.
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