No dunce pour moi!

Dear yellow kerchiefs,

Wassup.

Heres a quick synopsis of the things that went down in my mind:

1. Rats sweat through their tails.
2. Two Ups is a drinking and gambling played only on Australia Day and ANZAC Day -- it involves flipping a coin, making it spin, and getting stupid drunk.
3. Shia LaBeouf is my dream in man form.
4. Ziploc bags do wonders for sending cookies overseas.
5. I don't melt in the rain.

Have an most excellent weekend!