Jigga jigga, whaaat?!

To asses everywhere,
My little bro informed me that a state in the US of A is trying to pass legislation to prohibit baggy pants. With my masterful detective skills and PhD in Perefection I was able to utilize a certain search engine to "dig a little further."

Here is what I found: CLICK ME! CLICK ME!

Basically a councilman in Atlanta is trying to to make it illegal for males to show their skivvies (viz. baggy pants) and females to exhibit their thongs and/or sports bras in public (viz. being a ho-bag). The councilman, who b-t-dubs is no fashionista himself, insinuates that the overall goal here is to lift society's standards by keeping underwear hidden. Furthermore, there is a concern that instituting such laws will lead to racial profiling against young black people.

My opinion? Well I feel strongly that there are other avenues for society to improve. Education, for example. We alllll know that 1 in 5 "US Americans are unable to [locate US on a world map] uhhhh....because....uhhhh....what's a map?"Not but seriously, banning baggy pants is like banning farting. Impossible. Its like telling a frog not to hop, or the Parsons family not to be awesome. Yeah, I KNOW! But if for some reason this anti-butt floss, anti-tightie whitey law does get written in the books how are they supposed to enforce it? If you're thinking fashion police you are seriously deranged (FYI: that was most definitely a quote from 'Stick It')...they would have about as much authority as my ass in a fist fight. As for the racial profiling, perhaps people should stop dressing like walking town bicycles, or maybe YOU should stop associating baggy pants with gats! Whose the racist now, beeeeotch??

And now a moment of geniousity.