1) Don't fart in lecture....it's not funny if you're a stranger, and if it smells I might just have to shin you.
2) Bring me a cookie and I will teach you how to earn a black belt in keeping it real.
Yep that's pretty much it kids. Follow the aforementioned golden rules and I will reach out my arms as shelter and guide you into utter awesomeness.

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How was your first day of school?
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