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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Tips 4 Back 2 School Cool

To those wide-eyed kiddies,

1) Don't fart in lecture....it's not funny if you're a stranger, and if it smells I might just have to shin you.

2) Bring me a cookie and I will teach you how to earn a black belt in keeping it real.

Yep that's pretty much it kids. Follow the aforementioned golden rules and I will reach out my arms as shelter and guide you into utter awesomeness.

And for kicks here's my map project from first grade. Map = smrt. For a cherry-on-the-top situation I challenge you to name the continent pictured here! Its a stumper. Best of luck my fellow wookies.

1 comment:

Christian said...

How was your first day of school?