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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Faux Pas s

Dear the Line,

I would do a lot of things, venture into the unknown, and go there. Some call me an astronaut of life while others are simply speechless because they are so filled with wonder and awe. However, today I will try to make you realize that I'm a normal person like Jane next door (funny coinkidink, there is a Jane next door!) with my list of things I would never do...

1) Sing Karaoke

2) Watch people do Karaoke

3) Have a Karaoke party

4) Own a Karaoke machine

5) Run naked. Its weird, you get cold and I would probably get shin splints.

1 comment:

Christian said...

Are you telling me that you aren't going to have a little pre-Spice Girls Karaoke Jam?

I think you are. With dance moves and all.